IT employees via mail!

Have you ever wondered where the slightly out of the ordinary IT guys at your work come from? There are many rumors circulating that IT employees are created in underground test facilities ran by the American government. However, this is not true! All IT employees are ordered and shipped directly from technology vendors such as Dell and HP. The older model IT guys are shipped from IBM. Today we received our newest addition from Hewlett Packard. Seen below as my colleague is unpacking the new Scottamulator V3000!



Specs

• Dual-core human brain processor


• 205 lb.


• 5'8"


• periwinkle yellow display screen


• speaks english

Words can not describe our excitement here in the office! It's like Christmas morning!